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Savoring my time to read my political news this morning, this is my favorite story so far. Looks like the McCain's had AT&T and Verizon specially install cell towers near their Sedona ranch to improve their service. The McCain campaign called reporting this a "disgrace", and noted Cindy (who apparently made the call) just used the normal channels available to anyone who wants better service, including having the Secret Service follow up for her. You know, just like regular people.

In other news, Joe the Plumber was filling up last night when he discovered that Chairman Obama has levied a special $1,000,000/gallon gas tax on him specifically. He was informed by the attendant that Obama hates "whitey" and small businesses, and that the proceeds would be used to fund a Miss Welfare Queen pagent and buy crack (kidding).