Wanted: One More Reliever

I send this challenge out to everyone in Boston. If you truly love your Sox and see Eric Gagne before they head to Cleveland, PLEASE run him over or push him in front of a moving vehicle! It is beyond me why they keep trotting his carcass out there - surely they could find a Little League pitcher somewhere.

And Bud, why not be really edgy and start a game at midnight? What about 8am? Seriously, is it too much to ask to not have to be up past 11. It is the freaking playoffs!